(Reprint 404) The work record of the post deleter
From WeChat "Play Talk"
After waking up from the dream, the post deleter went to work with the device.
When I arrive at the unit, I enter the working state before I can go to the toilet.
Netizens with pure hearts soon found themselves walking on the Internet.
Damn, he turned the whistle on the article again!
Hurry up and invite other deleters to enjoy it together.
Delete the post, please do not disturb.
Just sitting down to rest, I found another complicated task. This post is full of metaphors, the stance is not very clear, but it is suspected to be reactionary, and the entire unit fell into contemplation.
At this time, a new post came out. This content is beyond the scope of cognition. It not only has metaphors, but also uses symbols and satire. Should it be deleted or not?
Good-tempered netizens also play cute to the deleters.
A few misunderstandings occurred while guarding against foreign forces.
When it is completely uncertain whether to delete or not, it is based on whether the leader will be angry or not. If you are angry, delete it, if you are not angry, delete it.
After all, rules are dead and people are alive. Big posts use big guns, small posts use small guns. Basically all work can be done easily.
However, some people who delete posts have poor determination and often feel that netizens are right, but for the sake of the six roots, delete them as respect.
Sometimes the deleter will delete a colleague's file by mistake because of the shaking of the hand.
The leaders will send some domestic Banlangen to make them panic.
Or let him transfer to work as a master Jianhuang to relieve mental stress. But found love in a new position.
After the job transfer, the work is even more difficult, because basically it is art, and I can't bear to start.
But the superiors secretly observed that the deletion should still be deleted.
Some stupid netizens try to explain that their speech is pure, which is almost a cross-species communication.
The editor who deleted the post brought a big V specimen as a gift to his child.
The workload of deleting posts is increasing.
We have to train the next generation to delete posts.
After a day's work, relax with a glass of 1982 imported Banlangen.
Do you think you can have a good night's sleep?
No, I have to delete posts in my dream.
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