The Truth of Grandpa's Universe Episode 18 The Four-Dimensional Space Bacteria World~~ The Ten Commandments of Moshi
" Om~ Mani Baimei Hum~~~ Om~ Mani Baimei Hum~~~ Om~ Mani Baimei Hum~~~~~~ "
In the very low frequency and heavy bass incantation, a scripture appeared in the sky!
The neatly arranged white-gold fonts shone with the brilliance of faint Buddhism, floating in the air and surrounding the old grandfather, slowly rotating clockwise.
"The Ancestor Heart Sutra is invincible!"
Divine knowledge information shows that this is a defensive supernatural power passed down by human ancestors.
Fortunately, the little nun used up the remaining mana after rebirth in time, and successfully resisted the fatal blow for the grandfather, but due to the overdraft of mana, the little nun fell into a state of coma.
The old man hurriedly took a big step to the left, and instantly broke away from the one-dimensional space that the humanoid bacteria princess could perceive.
I saw Princess Bacteria panicked and helpless, and she didn't understand why the enemy suddenly disappeared.
"You little girl is so vicious! Let's see how I fix you!!!"
After tying this bacterium into the microscopic life laboratory, the grandfather found out that there was another group of syphilis spirochetes.
The one in front of him has been transformed into a human form, and from its powerful aura, it seems that it may be their leader. Surprisingly, it can talk!
"Please return my daughter and I will make amends."
The old man sneered: "It's best to be willing to negotiate, but negotiation is based on the principle of strength, right?"
As soon as the words were finished, the old grandfather disappeared in front of the bacterial leader. In just a few seconds, he captured all the spirochetes, leaving only the bacterial leader stunned on the spot.
For bacteria, this is simply a manifestation of God!
"I~ is~ come~ from ~ high ~ dimensional ~ degree ~ ~ god~ Ming~, you~ just~ call me~ old~ god~ fairy~ let's~! "
The old grandfather had a flash of inspiration and had a genius plan.
The germ leader seemed to hear God's oracle from the endless sky, and he did not hesitate to kneel down and kowtow: "My noble old fairy! What instructions do you have?"
"Very good! From now on, I will name you Moshi!"
"I want you to lead your tribe to find more places with milk and honey, spread my gospel, let them all believe in the old gods, and let all bacteria and viruses be safe, happy and healthy forever."
" Yes ....... "
Moses paused as he received an order from the Matrix.
"My esteemed old immortal, the Matrix wants to see you."
"You know, our bacteria do not exist in units of individuals, and a population reproduced from a mother is equivalent to one of your monkeys."
"What monkey? Take me to see your mother body! I'm still afraid that your low-dimensional bugs will fail?"
Seeing that the old man agreed, Mo Xi took out a command flag and began to sing a spell ......
"Om~~~~~~~~~"
A circular mirror with a diameter about the size of Moshi's body appeared.
Divine Consciousness Message: "Four-Dimensional Wormhole!"
The image of the grandfather and Moses was reflected in the mirror, and then the image was distorted and blurred. The two were pulled into the wormhole and instantly moved to the "Bacteria World Hall".
" This is !!! "
Grandpa was taken aback.
Where is this world of low dimensional bugs?????
In a vast and boundless world, there are countless bacteria of all kinds as huge as planets suspended in the sky. These are the mother bodies.
What you see on the ground is the city of giants, with various buildings, and huge humanoid bacteria shuttle through it, while the old man and Mo Xi are just two insignificant bugs, hiding in the magic barrier of Lingqi.
The most difficult thing for the old man to understand is that the images of each object are stretched infinitely long. . . . . .
Little Dragon Girl: "Master, this is the four-dimensional space "Bacteria World Hall", where the mothers of various bacteria will communicate."
"Although it is a high-dimensional life, the soul of the bacterial parent is still weak, so the intelligence is still low."
" hum~~~ hum~~~ hum ........................... "
At this time, an incomparably huge syphilis spirochete floated in the sky, looking at the old man up and down, and at the same time using his aura to communicate with Mo Xi in private.
The bacteria world belongs to the Hungry Ghost Dao, and like the Shura Dao, they are good at cultivating qigong with living souls, so they will use the aura to replace the consciousness. When the aura is strong enough, the soul can appear in a qigong state, which is why the bacterial royal family can transform into a human form.
At this time, the old grandfather was the black-bearded grandfather who was transformed from a sperm-shaped body to a qigong state in the aura of Mo Xi.
Grandpa: "Oh! My intelligence is low! Hey, hey, then I have to pretend to be aggressive and yell at him."
So the old grandfather brought out the three artifacts, riding a small wooden horse, holding a monument of merit in his right hand, and an ancestral handiwork in his left.
Awesome! I want to say how handsome is how handsome~~
The old grandfather pushed his consciousness to the limit of the first level, and wanted to summon the illusory shadow of the ancestors.
Fail!!! No movement at all!!!
The old man panicked: "What's going on?"
The little dragon girl replied: "Master, the remaining will of the ancestors has dissipated and will not appear again."
" what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
"Then... I'm not a sheep in the tiger's mouth??? I'm doomed......"
What else can grandpa do?
I can only resort to "pretending to force Dafa" again.
"The big dream is thousands of years old, what year is it today? Who! Can! Body! Forgive!
Gently humming the theme song of Ren Zu's appearance, the grandfather put his hands behind his back with a calm expression.
" Humph! "
With contemptuous eyes, he looked disdainfully at the giant spirochete parent body like a planet in the sky.
The old man continued to pretend: "Plum~ poison~ snail~ spin~ fungus~ what~ is in~~~!!!"
Syphilis spirochete mother was stunned!
With a weak soul and a strong soul, he doesn't think much, and he has more biological instincts and supernatural powers of blood. At this moment, I was shocked by the shocking force of the grandfather, and instinctively believed that the grandfather was definitely a big man who could not be offended.
I saw that the mother of the spirochete syphilis respectfully welcomed the grandfather to his residence......
Mo Xi, who was depleted and weak after opening the wormhole, knelt down and worshipped: "Thanks to the old gods! Praise the old gods!"
A quarter of an hour later.
"Very good! You understand very quickly, you are the smartest bacteria I have ever seen, and I promise you in the name of Renzu that soon you will be reborn and make a fortune!"
The mother agrees with the grandfather's plan to develop a religion in the bacterial world, and it seems to have seen that syphilis is about to take over the venereal disease world, and even the bacterial world.
In the satisfied and happy smile of the mother, the grandfather and Mo Xi returned to the original world.
"Okay, Moshe, just do as I say. You must not break these ten commandments."
"If you have something to do, just recite "Nanwu~ Thanks to the old gods! Praise the old gods!" In this way, you will be blessed by the gods."
This is the "Ten Commandments of Moshe" that will be handed down for eternity in the history of the bacterial world......
"Your daughter is staying as Pope, and I'm going to train her to be my ambassador for the germ community."
"Take these soul-killing daggers first. With weapons, I think that gonorrhea and herpes are definitely not your opponents."
Mo Xi was overjoyed: "Thanks to the old gods! Praise the old gods!"
In fact, although the bacteria royal family has powerful qigong, they have not developed weapons. Now that they have a soul-killing dagger, wouldn't they be invincible?
"That's right! Go find a man named "Long Aotian" and infect him with syphilis. It would be better if he has AIDS!"
This damned Long Aotian broke the grandfather's limbs and threw it into the Valley of Heartless Love, he must take revenge!
Finally, everything is arranged.
Indian poet Tagore said: Life has its own mission, it leaves its memories to the lonely form of beauty, and it continues to sail lightly.
"My mother's egg is in front of me, and I can barely see it"
"After ten months of pregnancy, I will be the crown prince of Yushu Linfeng, tall and mighty, and 30,000 beautiful women in the harem! Wow ha ha ha ha..."
The little dragon girl asked: "Master, how did you convince the mother?"
" Make a fortune ! "
Little Dragon Girl: "This... how do I do it?"
" In general, the goal is to make a fortune! "
Little Dragon Girl: "Then... do you know how to make a fortune?"
" No matter ! Anyway , you just want to make a fortune ! "
The elegant and dignified flight attendant Xiao Longnu couldn't help rolling her eyes ......
(To be continued)
The ending song to listen to this Two Steps From Hell ~~ Victory
Note: "Victory" is a single from Two Steps From Hell, included on the "Battlecry" album, and is Two Steps From Hell's most popular song.
Seeing Huang Jie rolling his eyes, he thought of Han Kuo-yu's Sanshan campaign when he ran for Kaohsiung mayor in 2018. The effect was astonishing! The background music of the Sanshan campaign was this song.
I have no political stance! It's better not to have a country~~~~
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