Master and I ~ two people in love with three legs 1

I don't know if it's because I'm too impatient or I have a bad sense of balance. When I get up from the chair, I often bump into the armrest of the chair, so I often have bruises on my thighs.

I bumped into it twice that night. I complained to the master. The master held back his laughter. Instead of comforting me, he turned to the chair (log chair) and said:

You are obviously not white, why are you so white wood (eye)? How dare you hit my wife twice...

After he finished speaking, he smiled happily at me, as if he was avenging me, but I knew very well that he was just laughing at me 😆😆😆

I can understand him, because even I want to laugh at myself, someone is so exaggerated, can they bump twice in a row🤣🤣🤣