"Tsinghua Ci" subtitles and English translation

Chinese subtitle

Don't look at the riots today The Shandong schoolmate who didn't dare to sleep, overturned the small pond and undressed, broke the tranquility of the Chinese dream

Don't look at today's roar, in the future, the turbulent river will drown you in the Weibo Enter, and I will direct and compile the data. Liangjiahe Qingfeng steamed buns price 21 I trade undress

The idea of unlimited re-election is written into the list of people who do not agree to raise your hand in the constitution. If you read the manuscript, you can read the wrong culture. Chengdu has no tenure. GDP
In Huawei's list, you have passed 251 days

Don't look at today's riotous fun, in the future, the methane pool that pulls the list and sprays manure will drown you. The legend of King Sager's book list should be used as a foreshadowing of overturning the sea. Don't look at the riotous sea today. About to overturn you Liangjiahe Qingfeng bun price 21 I trade undress

Don't look at today's roar, in the future, the turbulent river will drown you in the Weibo Enter, and I will personally direct and compile the data. Guan Yidao has unlimited rights, I will be the emperor

English translation

Pride comes before the list
There is something above you
Arrogantly I made a constitutional amendment of unbreakable rules
Whoever disagrees please raise your hands
Haven't I carried 100 kg wheat
I wouldn't have dared to sleep and turn over the pool
Shandong study buddies undressed
Breaking the peace of the Chinese Dream

Pride comes before the list
The roaring water in the river is to kill you
Pressing Enter to post on Weibo
I gave instructions to fake statistics in person
Pride comes before the list
The rainstorms over the sea are to overthrow you
Baozi in Qingfeng™ is ¥21 each
I will simplify customs procedures, improve infrastructures, make it convenient for business transactions and undress

I amended the constitution to continue in office for unlimited years
Those who disagreed and raised their hands have been in Xi's list
Lacking education, I am too stupid to read from a scripted speech correctly
Without a term of office, I stand firm in declaring myself Emperor
The ridiculous Bing-Bong diplomacy made a scene
I threw 8 billion dollars around
Poverty having been cut, GDP per capita is 80 million yuan
Huawei jailed you for 251 days

Pride comes before the list
The biogas digester vomiting up shit is to bury you
King Sager is creating the legend of booklists
Foreshadowing the overthrow of the oceans
Pride comes before the list
The rainstorms over the sea are to overthrow you
Baozi in Qingfeng™ is ¥21 each
I will simplify customs procedures, improve infrastructures, make it convenient for business transactions and undress

Pride comes before the list
The roaring water in the river is to kill you
Pressing Enter to post on Weibo
I gave instructions to fake statistics in person
Pride comes before the list
Comments are disabled anywhere in Xi's new era
To have the power of simplifying customs procedures, improving infrastructures, making it convenient for business transactions and undressing
I am going to ascend the throne

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