I am the little sun, not the captain of the team

小太陽的星與心
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Ever since the clerk of our family shouted to resign and went home to eat himself, I have deeply realized the hard work of the principal who is also the bell-ringer, and the non-staff and long-term worker. Begging the emperor, applying for new recruits... The first interview, I'm Little Sun, not the captain of the police unit! How can a small interview make it seem like the police are investigating a criminal case...

Author Little Sun's Star and Heart


Private, しょうたいよう (little sun) だ!

しょうたいちょう (Squad Leader) じゃないっ!


Before entering this article, we must first pick up the pointer and take a Japanese class.


There is the word sun in Japanese, which means the head of the nine planets, but there is no small sun. If you don't care about the meaning, you can read it literally, just read it as しょうたいよう (syo-tai-yo); as for the pronunciation of the squad leader, which is very similar to the little sun, the squad leader reads it as しょうたいちょう (syo-tai-tyo). Anyone who knows Japanese should find the pronunciation similar interesting.


I am the little sun, not the captain! Photos taken from the Internet


Ever since the clerk of our family shouted that he would resign and go home to eat himself, I have deeply realized the hardships of the principal who is also the bell-ringer, and the outsider and the long-term worker.


Finance is also me, affairs are me, personnel are me, taking care of the dean is also me, chores are also me, everything is me. If the Japanese government wants to promulgate universal employees in private companies, it must be me!


In addition to being incapable of doing things, I bowed and asked the emperor,

"My servant has several jobs, and I can't balance the fish and the bear's paw. I sincerely ask the emperor's approval to hire new people!"


The dean of this hospital, my emperor, just don't care about the business on weekdays. Regarding this, my memorial is quite straightforward.

"allow~!"


The emperor, who never spoke, opened his mouth so forcefully, how could he not hurry up and do it before he changed his mind!


I received the emperor's decree, and I walked with wind and wind in front of A-sang and B-sang, who had always been my mortal enemies under the banner of opposition.

"This is what the head of the hospital said!!"


The corners of his mouth rose sixty degrees to give them a smug smile, and they stomped their feet as they gnashed their teeth. (Wa hahaha)


After starting the new personnel affairs, I found that it was not as simple as I imagined. First of all, the company is introduced by talents. Not to mention the expensive introduction fee, after the introduction is successful, a commission is required. Although the amount paid is the guarantee of the quality of talents, the hourly fee for this office worker is twice that of the part-time sister. Above, which is really unaffordable for our small clinic.


After consulting with a labor consultant, it was decided to place an advertisement for job hunting in the "employment agency", an agency of the Japanese government. Because it is a government agency, publication and introduction are free of charge.


I didn't expect to see a kitten looking for a job for more than a month after it was published. Maybe it's because now is the period when the declaration of emergency for the new crown infectious disease is issued.

Do job seekers shy away from the hospital when they hear it?


Finally, a candidate came, a young girl. Twenty-something photos look decent, too. After her written resume was presented to the emperor, the emperor agreed, so I arranged for her to come for an interview this Friday afternoon.


The first interviewee, I was also a little nervous. Nurse C's father is engaged in personnel work, so I asked her about the precautions for the interview. The two of us did the first interview together.


The first little girl who was interviewed, the first impression was, um... The photos are more beautiful, it seems that the technology of modern photo editing is very good.

It doesn't matter, the focus is on strength and character.


As soon as we sat down, nurse C and I briefly introduced ourselves, and I said, "May I ask you to briefly introduce yourself first?"


The little girl spoke so softly that I had to stretch my ears to hear it. "My name is ○○ ○○."


There was a sudden silence....

I raised my head and looked at Nurse C, Huh? ! no yet? Is it possible to introduce yourself with only one name? !


This is the first time I encountered this kind of thing, and the correct word should be said, I did not expect to encounter this kind of thing. I had to switch to the method of persuasion and guidance to interview.

"Well...you can say more! For example, family members, birthplace..." I said.


After listening, she said, "There are five people in my family, and I'm from ○○." That's it, it's over...


It's over again, she really cherishes words like gold, I ask a question, she is willing to say a word!


At this point, the laughter in my heart has exploded to the highest point.


I'm Little Sun, not the captain of the police unit! How can a small interview make it seem like the police are investigating.


Nurse C and I looked at each other, and the corners of my mouth were already raised. She should have known that I was about to stop laughing.


Nurse C comes on stage,

"Then may I ask why you left your previous job?"


The little girl interviewing was very direct.

"People in the previous workplace didn't get along with me."


Oh...that's a straight answer, kid! There are some things that cannot be said even if they are true...

Logically speaking, it should be said that I want to study and wait for my own reasons. Saying that others are not good so you resign? ? This social credit may have to be retaken.


I can see that Nurse C can't stand it anymore. It took less than five minutes for the interview between the two to start, and the retreating drum kept ringing in my heart. I quickly left a sentence, "I'll ask the dean to come, please wait." Fei also fled the conference room.


ㄧ Walking out, C and I made a big fork in front of our chest, "ㄅㄨㄅㄨ..." OUT! !


"This, this... Do you want to see the dean?" I said,


Nurse C, "It's too pitiful for her to go back, ask the dean to say a few words!"


I saw that the dean came out in less than 30 seconds after entering, still shouting,

"I asked her to introduce herself, she only had to say her name...!"


When I heard the dean's words, the long-held laughing bullet finally exploded, and my heart beat the wall and slapped the ground, and I almost burst out laughing.


After the little girl in her twenties who only had a name went back, I took out two written resumes.

"President, what do you think of these two?"

A written review by the Dean is required first.


The dean didn't see it for 30 seconds,

"Um... This is too old... Um... Why is this job changing, is there a personality problem? Both, don't!"


The two candidates who waited for two weeks to arrive were killed by the dean in less than two seconds.


I've been looking for a long time to find the person, either because I think I'm too old or because I have a bad personality. I think your personality is similar! Now everyone is scared to death when they hear the hospital, and they still love it so much. How many years does it take to find the Republic of China? Ugh…….


In this way, my busy career as a squad leader will continue for a while...

(Finish)


The attached article introduces employment agencies in Japan, and those who are interested can take a look.



Employment agencies in Japan


Employment agencies in Japan are where unemployed people report to and receive unemployment benefits. The full name is Occupational Security Office, referred to as Occupational Security, commonly known as HELLOWORK.


To receive unemployment benefits, you must meet the requirements, pay full employment insurance materials for more than 12 months, and meet the prescribed standards for daily and monthly attendance.


After being unemployed, you must submit a job search report to the Occupational Security Office to show your determination to find a job.

After all, the biggest purpose of job security is to help the unemployed find jobs as soon as possible, not to encourage the unemployed to receive benefits.


Those who are looking for jobs at the job security agency are either too old or not willing to work and just want to receive benefits. After quitting my first job in Japan more than ten years ago, I also went to collect benefits for several months. At that time, I obviously belonged to the latter. Because my life plan was to get pregnant and have a child, I didn’t actively look for the next job, but I still wrote several job search reports to the occupational security institute very seriously.


I think that the little girl who came to our clinic for the interview had no intention of wanting to work at all, probably just to submit the job application report from the occupational security institute.


Faced with such people with different goals, I decided to find a private organization to publish it.

(Finish)

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