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Scenic Afternoon - Tortoise and Hare | 57892

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At three o'clock in the afternoon on a sunny and sunny summer day, the once-a-week Tortoise and Hare race is about to begin. A luscious fat rabbit with bright fur (5) and a slim tortoise with a live map (7) entered the game track together on a bicycle (8), ready to start from the fence to the end. The castle moves forward, and the reward for winning is - an exclusive feast of freshly grilled lamb chops (9).


As soon as he stepped out of the fence, even though there was a large 45-degree slope in front of him, the strong tortoise was not afraid at all, and still pushed forward with his strong and powerful short legs, leaving the fat rabbit far behind.


"Hey! Don't ride too fast, if I can't see you, I'll get lost." The fat rabbit shouted to the turtle back, which was almost invisible, while riding~~ He scolded himself psychologically, why he played so many times and still couldn't remember road.


It's a pity that the strong turtle is a little deaf, and the temptation of the grilled lamb chops is too great, and the fat rabbit's cry is not heard at all. It wasn't until he was stopped by a very long traffic light for two minutes that he heard a voice behind him. Before he could look back, the fat rabbit picked up a rock at a lightning-fast speed and smashed it at the head of the strong tortoise, and he fainted on the ground. The fat rabbit just stood there in fright.


"I don't remember where the end is at all. I don't need to play if he knocks him out." The fat rabbit said angrily, stroking his chubby belly.


After a quarter of an hour, the strong turtle finally woke up.


"Huh? Where am I? What happened?" asked the strong turtle.


"Hey, you're in my heart. Is the game going on?" Fat Rabbit said while joking, because he was afraid the strong turtle would punch him back.


"My head hurts so much, I don't know what just happened, I don't want to compare." The strong turtle looked at the fat rabbit aggrieved with his hazy eyes soaked in tears.


"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, I'll help you huhu. Huhu~ the pain flew away." The fat rabbit acted very seriously.


"Can we ride slowly to the finish line to see the castle? I want to go to the turf next to the castle to bask in the husks," said Zhuang Turtle with a serious face.


"Okay, let's go!" The fat rabbit stepped on the bicycle and rode in front of the strong tortoise.


Finally arrived at the castle, met a large flock of geese and ducks (2), and walked beside the castle.


The fat rabbit rushed towards the geese and ducks excitedly. As a result, they were frightened and flew around. The fat rabbit had to go back to the strong tortoise with a sad face and help the strong tortoise to brush the tortoise shell.

At this time, they saw a lot of people with blond hair and blue eyes coming out of the castle.

"Are there princes and princesses living in this castle, how come there are so many in and out!" Fat Rabbit exclaimed as he stared at the imposing castle gate with wide eyes.

"Are you an idiot? That's the Department of Architecture. They are students who are going home after class. The princess and the prince can't live here, don't be stupid 😒" Zhuang Turtle looked sideways at the fat rabbit.

"You're an idiot!" The fat rabbit's face turned red with anger😡

As a result, the strong tortoise was beaten by the fat rabbit all afternoon, and in the end, he didn't even eat the grilled lamb chops.


 2=geese and ducks 5=fat rabbit=RUTH
7=Strong Turtle=JIMJKC
8=bicycle 9=lamb chops




A funny story that comes to mind while riding a bike for a walk. There is no logic, it is made up of some events and fantasies, I am laughing while writing it 🤣🤣🤣.

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