黃小彣
黃小彣

喜歡貓咪漫步般的生活,活在生存下的大野貓

Schadenfreude/Liker ID: vv81093

In my memory, when I was a child, I had very little time to play with others, and most of the time I lived in my own little world of practice; if my brothers and sisters didn't play with me, it would feel very sad, and the relationship between the two of them would be very sad. I am only one year away, and I am 4-5 years away from them. It can be said that I am the object of their play. When I was a child, I didn’t like dynamic activities very much. Most of the fun is to collect things quietly and live a small life. fun.

Interesting facts of life

Dad: Ben (pseudonym), there seems to be something growing on my butt, help Dad take a look.

Ben: Where (look carefully), no!

Afterwards~ the poisonous gas rushed into the nose, how naughty! My brother, who realized it later, was so embarrassed that he ran away, and my father and I were already laughing.

Interesting facts of life 2

In the past, most of the children in the countryside went to school on foot or by bicycle. After my elder brother, my elder sister was going to be a junior. It was discussed with the family. Because of the school district, it was too far from home to go to school and needed to commute by bicycle, so I stayed at home. In the nearby open space, watching the two brothers and sisters practice their bicycles, they are so majestic!

Before the start of school, every morning at school time, my sister began to ride a bicycle to fight. My father rode a small 50 and followed me quietly behind my brother and sister. I saw that my brother was like a duck to water, and passed several intersections smoothly, while my sister spent 2 times to get to school, why? I don't know if I was too nervous, or I couldn't control it. The bicycle also fell and my nose was blue and swollen. Well, it's a bicycle. Every time I encountered a red light, I gave up the bicycle once. I'm ready to go. My dad and I were very nervous at first about this scene. We didn't make a big breakthrough in a week or two. In the end, we still continued to pick up my sister for class. Now I think of this scene and keep replaying it. It's funny, growing up Later, it became a joke at home.

Interesting facts of life three

My eldest brother's 10-year-old uncle was about 22-23 years old, that is, when he was a junior, he came to the entrance of the primary school and took me to drink boba milk tea at the famous ice fruit tea room in the town at that time. Boy, looking at the two men and two women, looking at each other, am I...brought to raise the good image of my uncle? It's an interesting approach.

At about 5:30, he returned to his grandmother's house. The next moment, he was in a tragedy. He was chased and beaten by his grandparents. Usually, relatives of the grandmother's house took turns to help pick me up. I thought my uncle was entrusted by my mother to pick me up and left with my uncle. , which made my mother go to school to find me and even call the police. My mother, who was crying so hard, rushed back to my grandmother's house and hugged me and cried wildly. I was obviously not doing anything. I watched my mother cry, and I cried too. When I think about it, it's fortunate that it's my uncle, who can be fun.

life fun four

One night, when I got home, I turned on the light in the kitchen, and saw a mouse, my parents picked up the guy in a panic, and waved it around, my sister and I stood there stupidly, the mouse disappeared, and suddenly the focus was on my brother. , only he was jumping in a panic at the dining table. At that time, he must have been very afraid, because this matter is brought up at family gatherings now, and he never forgets to laugh at it.

It's strange to say that he is not afraid of cockroaches. Once in the middle of the night, a cockroach climbed up on me, which made me sweat. I woke up my brother and told him that there were cockroaches. Hold me to sleep, say, don't be afraid, brother protects you, sweat...you just turn it off~!!! It's not the same as we are in the same space, faint~ that night~ I didn't sleep all night Too dare to fall asleep, afraid of cockroaches climbing on him again.

Interesting facts of life 5

My sister is a girl who is naturally active and active and loves to sing. At that time, she was admitted to a drama school to learn traditional opera and opera. When I was a child, I didn’t understand why my mother often received calls from the school teacher and asked her to go to Taipei, leaving me and my brother at home to communicate with each other. I took care of it for a few days; I was admitted to the drama school for my primary five. One day on a holiday, my mother rushed to the school at night. The counselor called me out to guard the guard room. , One climbed over the wall, then flipped in, all rolled in, digging~ It turned out that there was such an operation, and my sister was among them, seeing my mother's face black, standing at the door, and quickly winked at her sister and ran away, Those unscrupulous seniors and sisters ran away separately, leaving my sister to run after my mother; at that time, my sister should not have thought that my mother would be beaten and scolded for the joy of singing for a while! Presumably at that time, My mother has a headache for my sister too!

The first few interesting things, in the eyes of others, are like gloating events, but after we got married and started a business, when we got together and watched the interesting things of a few shit kids, we always remembered the stupid things we did in the past, and now I think about it All very funny.

Do I have any funny jokes myself? In fact, I don't know very well. Maybe others have collected a lot of my interesting stories. Perhaps, collecting these interesting stories is my own childhood fun.



























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