Swear on a chair 1

"Perfect! This way I'm the king!"

The little boy affixed tape to the feet of the raised chair, then placed another table and chair next to his seat, climbed up on the table and sat on the chair, imitating the sitting posture of those big consortium bosses on TV, and arrogantly issued orders.

"I'm the overlord here, order everyone! Go and help me clean up my sweeping area, or the teacher's fist will come!"

"Ah...whose fist?"

"Teacher, I'm not being naughty today!"

The little boy touched the swelling on his head, looked helplessly at the textbook in front of him, and then began to draw the faces of historical figures, turning them into funny characters for his classmates to see. Of course, the teacher discovered another swelling.

The little boy dreams of becoming the world president, and then drives a handsome robot to fight aliens, holding a dream, today the little boy swears that this dream will definitely come true, and then the swollen bag on his head is fixed on the chair fixed on the table after school cleaning It was added again and again, all three of which were not polite, the little boy remembered what the Chinese teacher said.

The little girl is a child who doesn't know how to express her desires. It's obvious that everyone else is doing everything they want to do at this age, but she finishes her homework according to the teacher's instructions, and does nothing after class. Do it, listen to the class carefully, and watch the class content on the blackboard even after the concentration time that the research says has passed.

The two went through the elementary school life in their respective learning process, and after graduation, the two who became teenagers met in the same country.

On the first day of class, the girl came to the classroom first, and looked at the reference book her parents asked to read. Many people came one after another. The impression of the girls on the girl was that she was cold and beautiful. Being the object of competition and exclusion in this way, I don’t know why everyone has this kind of awareness. The girl may have no intentions, but there are always people around her who frame her, whether in the past or in the future, right?

"Even though I didn't do anything, I was still excluded..." The girl's undesired thinking helped her not to conflict with others, because it was meaningless, and it was repeated in the book If something is hurt, it can be solved as long as you tell the teacher or impartial evidence.

The boy only arrived when the teacher started to call his name. He was still joking with the teacher like a naive child, saying that the teacher's makeup was too heavy. Everyone immediately remembered his fearless attitude that day, but the teacher must remember it better, of course. On the first day, the teacher was very polite, just a simple warning. As for the punishment later, let us skip it.

The teenager was approached by many people on the second day, and they all wanted to know this great soldier who dared to confront the teacher just after school started, and the teenager was very willing to communicate. His seat is the closest to the door in the upper right corner, so it will also be a discipline in the future. The director's "concerned" object, and the girl's seat is at the bottom left corner by the window, which should be absolutely inaccessible, but how?

The girl was doing her homework after class. After all, she didn't know what to do. By the end of the third class, she had already written all the content that was estimated to be homework. She didn't even need to confirm the answer. It will be wrong, but it will also be more than 90% correct. Looking at those who are copying homework, the girl is too lazy to criticize it. After all, not everyone in the world is themselves.

The teenager wanted to copy the math homework, so he came to find someone to copy the homework, but everyone was busy copying it, and no one wanted to hand it over and copy it together. After all, there would be a severe math class in five minutes!

The teenager was very anxious because the math teacher said that if he didn't do his homework, he would be punished for copying the formulas. This was a punishment that impressed all middle school students. He asked his friends and asked the master, but he was politely rejected. Finally, when he saw the girl, The only person who has never communicated with him, but the teenager recalled that he had communicated with people before, but found a major event.

(It’s over. Before, when I chatted with girls, they took the initiative to chat. This time I have to attack first, but how do I talk to girls!)

However, after another minute when the teenager was troubled, the teenager finally decided to speak and walked to the girl's seat. The girl originally wanted to pick up the reference book and continue reading, but she did not expect the next development, which greatly exceeded her expectations.

The teenager grabbed her hand and gathered all the knowledge he had learned so far, as well as the basics of teaching him how to communicate with girls from cartoons, comics, and six years of experience in chatting with female classmates. The essence of the gathering is here. Show up!

"Please lend me a copy of your homework! I promise that I will make you the President's wife in the future!"

"Then who is the president?"

The teenager immediately ran back to his seat, put the chair on the table, stepped on the chair, and said aloud the dream he had been talking about since he was a child.

"The world president who saves the earth and operates giant robots to fight aliens, and I will definitely become the future!"

After these conversations ended, all the male classmates laughed and said that this new trick must be learned, while most of the female classmates silently wrote down a list of friends who could only be friends, and the dean just happened to pass by and directly Arrest the boy and teach him a lesson.

So did the boy borrow the girl's homework?

"Please allow me to reject the future of such a huge price and write my own homework."

Here, the girl has a strange bond with the most incomprehensible guy in her life, because she has been in the same class for three years in middle school.

"So this game is really fun! You must try it!"

"Ah? What did you just say?"

When I got to high school, I was in the same class again.

"Your Majesty... Can I...?"

"I refuse to be queen, take it from the drawer if you continue to be a fool."

Even in college they take the same course.

"It's over! This operation is so difficult!"

(run the robot silently)

After graduating from college, the girl and the boy entered the society, and finally broke the fate. It was not until five years later that humans invented the time-space jumper. The boy had become a mature man. He volunteered to be an experimenter. Before the experiment began, his mobile phone It sounded, it was a girl who hadn't seen for five years, the two turned on the video, and when the man saw the woman who was already dignified and beautiful, although he was typing and chatting on his mobile phone every day, he also sighed that the time passed so quickly, and began to chat about how it's been recently, Women are no longer the life they used to have no desires. She lives well with her colleagues now. Men laugh at her and think about graduation.

Because at that time, the boy said goodbye to the girl, saying that he was going to be a high-tech developer in a foreign country. After listening to this, the girl felt a strange feeling in her heart for the first time. She grabbed the boy's hand and said that his knowledge and skills were not enough. , He also said that his English is not very good, and his experience is not rich, so he will definitely have difficulties... As the girl spoke, the boy took out a handkerchief and wiped the girl's face.

"Although you don't have makeup on, you need to take off your makeup."

"No one has been by my side like this for ten years, and is willing to accept ignoring eyes to chat with me. Would anyone still be willing to chat with me like this!"

"Of course there is. Even if I'm not here, you will definitely be able to find very good friends. We will decide later when you have confidence or when I have achieved something. Of course, typing and chatting is welcome. Please tell me what the ID is."

"Actually, I don't have any friends because I don't have any..."

The memory came back to my mind. The preparer told the man to come to the scene to prepare. The man made an appointment to have dinner together when he came back, because it was Christmas Eve, and the man also had a plane ticket. The woman seemed to want to say something, but her colleague suddenly The mess came in, she pressed to hang up the phone, the man was helpless, but also happy for her.

"I'm sorry, the original experiment was successful, if the test is not started again... He is no longer here, please accept this fact."

The bad news was passed on to the man's family on Christmas Day. Later, when the woman found out, she comforted them and returned to her residence. The roommate let her finish dinner, and then urged her to take a bath, saying that she had something to do today. After telling the woman not to steal the pudding, she flicked her forehead.

"Go to sleep obediently, don't stay up too late."

Leaving the woman alone in the room, faced with such a thing, she felt a lot of emptiness in her heart, and the sense of emptiness made her choose to go to the chat software, click on the chat room, read the message that he was angry that he didn't come back, and swipe up to His last message: "I will be back tomorrow, waiting for my souvenir."

She started to cry, regretting that she didn't tell him in time to get married, regretting that she didn't stop him from going abroad, and finally she thought in her head when she was exhausted.

(If only I didn't know each other when I was in middle school.)

To be continued.