Realistic Fairy 0 (where the heart begins and the eyes)

It's an old-fashioned beginning: so long ago, so long ago that no one can remember exactly when, maybe before some brute force giant split an egg with a suspected legacy battle axe, maybe at When you bow your head and doze off soon, maybe in some future time and space, in Hilbert space, all states exist more or less, who can tell...

It seems to be digressing, back to our story, a brand-new newly-baked prince walked in... um... in the woods, why in the woods, because this is really hard to say, the scenery in the woods is good, It's shady and cool, and the author's life is relatively hot, so the protagonist can't be sweating profusely, right? And there is usually a master hunted by enemies in the woods. If you save him, you can block the Buddha and kill the devil. If he is about to die, you can pass on your skills for a hundred years and let you find his long-lost daughter. , and then there is a good story in the rivers and lakes, if it is a positive one, it is a false story of the Xianyi angry horse and the sword, and if it is a dark part, it can also be a paragraph full of broken limbs, blood flow into rivers, bones like mountains of gasping, so I've been wordy so much, it's actually boring, by the way, to explain the importance of the next story happening in the woods, what? You have to ask me why I am boring, nonsense... Who is not bored and writes stories, so far, no need to say more.

Digressing again, this is really embarrassing, let’s go back to our prince. He just came out of the prince’s union. We can actually deduce a lot from this sentence. For example, he is a prince and his status is relatively noble. , at least he has to feel good, maybe you don't feel anything, but the world is like this, the prince is a self-styled thing, it sounds more disappointing, but when it's your turn, you Isn't that the case? Want to ask me what is a prince? Well... when he's a symbol, define it yourself. Since he came out of the Prince's Union, we can be sure that he is not a tribe, but an organized one. The organized ones are different these days, even Lao Tzu said it (I didn't swear, this is a first-timer ): Those without gangs are called thieves, and those with gangs are called Wang Shang. This is the difference between job transfer and awakening. This prince is organized. Don’t think that you can have a prince or a princess casually these days. , no etiquette training makes him look polite, no professional education makes him a real diploma, who would believe that he is a prince, our man has received the nine-year standard system, the three-year extra system and the quasi-four-year specialization The... Ordinary prince, also need to be disappointed, there is no way, this is indeed very common, all princes are like this... And since he is a tribe, it means that he is not from the alliance, which means that he is a human race, at least not an orc race. Explain what talent he has, what skills he is good at, he has a dispensable conscience, a despicable morality, a cowardly character, a treachery habit, a corrupt and depraved life, and a life creed that seems to be kind but is calculated everywhere... (a tribal language ). Anyway, he's a normal human...

"A big river with wide waves, the wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers on both sides, my family lives on the shore, I am used to listening to the squatter's horn, and I am used to seeing the white sails on the boat. This is our watercress, the place I hate, in this stupid b In this land, there are idiots knitting sweaters everywhere~~~~" With a long ending, the prince ended his opening remarks. Obviously, this novel is not very elegant, and the words are not popular. The prince obviously also It is relatively friendly and uses the common language of the world, especially when he sang the unique species of the other world, the prince is very proud, and seems to be very satisfied with the pronunciation just now, cleared his throat and prepared to do another song." Ah~~ah~~" unexpectedly, "What an ugly tree", this sentence is not a song, but a sentence, a half-dead tree, half a foot long, is lying in front of you. The thickness of the tree is covered with large and small dense knots, and it is impossible to tell which direction the tree grows. The root can barely be seen to be single-minded, and then it grows a few feet diagonally. Later, it seemed that I knew something was wrong. After correcting the direction, I found that it was too late. If I wanted to continue to grow upwards, I would lose the center of gravity. I had no choice but to go back and grow diagonally. In the end, the tree should be completely long. Knowing that it is east, west, north and south, it turns into a spiral for a while, then turns and winds upwards, and even tried downwards. Most of them are long methods that don't know the shape at all. People will inevitably be amazed by the fairy tale song. The creativity of the great god, now this tree is lying here in an amazing deformity, surrounded by black and blue grass and a little bit of mushrooms, it looks evil. How could the tree have to do some shocking things so evil, and sure enough, he said: "I thought it was a gentle and elegant prince, but I'm really disappointed that I didn't expect it to be foul, but unfortunately I The last time I saw a human was 50,000 years ago. Could it be that human beings have become more and more vulgar as the years have passed?" A voice that sounded annoying sounded. "No, they just say it's dangerous here, I didn't expect to see a talking tree when I came here, how can you talk, biologically speaking, you shouldn't have a vocal organ, ah, I'm sorry, It turns out that there is a mouth here, which was covered by a pile of rotten moss just now, but I really admire that your mouth is so rotten that it can still be used, ah, your branches can still move, you are quite polite. , shaking hands is a long-lost etiquette The legendary......" After a few seconds of pause, the prince said, "Dream, monster, help...... Please, my meat is not delicious." The innocent begging for mercy didn't stop the tree at all, "It's really slow, I just found out that someone like you will be eaten by monsters sooner or later, why don't you let me do this, it can be regarded as overcoming you, Consider that you have done something good for me, and he will reward you when you meet the great god Xiandefage, haha..." "Don't be so decisive, at least let me die first and understand, you are a tree, how do you say it? You don’t look like carnivores, don’t tell me that you have to do something unusual just because you have a unique appearance.” “It’s so long-winded, don’t worry, I’m not interested in your slimy body, it’s fluid inside. Blood is not my hobby either, I only like to bask in the sun every day, a qualified family man, but... I just have a small hobby, I'm not reconciled, the world is so unfair, why am I born without a mouth and eyes , I can also rely on the branches from my own practice to replace the legs, but it is too difficult to have only the mouth to speak and the eyes to see things. It took me hundreds of thousands of years to grow branches that can move. I really can't wait. Go on, since the world is so unfair, I'll just go grab it. I finally met a human 50,000 years ago, and it took me 500 years to turn his mouth into mine, and wait again. Now that I finally met you, I can turn your eyes into mine, haha, I’m really happy.” I was probably too excited, and the whole tree trunk began to tremble, “That’s it, although it is compared at the beginning. Accident, but once I start accepting this setting, I seem to feel that it's nothing, and it's quite emotional. Saying you are really sad, it takes so much effort to grow your mouth, but what's the use of opening your mouth so hard? , it took 50,000 years for you to meet another human being. No human beings have spoken to you in 50,000 years. It is better not to have a long mouth." "..." "Actually, you are an ideal tree anyway, but How can your ideals be these thankless ideals, why don't you keep me first, let me talk to you, at least make your first ideal come true, and then let's talk slowly about your second It's an ideal." "..." "I know you will be unwilling. After so many years of struggle, you have to give up when you are about to realize it, but you still don't know that it is useless to have eyes. With this organ, you I think I've seen everything, but I don't know that there are more things in this world that I can't see Yes, it's right in front of you, but you keep ignoring it. The more you see, the more you will forget what you really want to see. You think you see the world, but in fact you don't see anything, it's only you that you see It's just that corner of yourself, you shouldn't be able to see colors and shapes when you really look, because it will make you get lost in distinguishing between good and bad, beauty and ugliness, good and evil, boring and not boring, there are too many in this world. There are many things, you can never see all of them with your eyes, so the more you see, the more you don't see. The real look should be that everything is the same but you know that it is different. You can see everything. Having eyes will only make you more blind. People who think they are good at swimming are better than those who can't swim, because at least the latter will not easily go into the water to take risks. ""..." "Believe me, the world should never be seen with eyes, only the heart can truly understand the world. "I have to say you're a nasty fellow" "Because I always tell the truth" "Is that why you were exiled to this forest? ""exile? "Yes, this is a place abandoned by the gods. The creatures here are all the creatures that the world hates, such as my ugliness. No god will come here. Here, you will not be blessed by anyone, nor No one will be sheltered, everything is only your own. "So that's how it is... I thought..." The prince seemed a little disappointed, "Why, you were tricked in?" "No, I don't count, because you can never be sure what other people think of you. The place abandoned by the gods is actually very good. The place without gods is the place of freedom. Go to his fairy godmother. , I came here, I am my own god, I will not be arranged by anyone, and I will not belong to anyone. This is the most pleasant place. When you have pain, you don’t need to care about others anymore. My own will not be shared with others, and I will not have any responsibilities and expectations. I am my own freedom. "Forget it, you're going crazy. The world in your eyes is also deformed. I'm afraid I'll go crazy too if you want your eyes, and you're quite interesting. It's hard to meet someone, so just... ""Let me go!" ""You just stay and talk with me" "Ah...ah..." After a long silence: "Oh my god..."

This is how our story begins...