小太陽的星與心
小太陽的星與心

定居日本,寫寫散文和生活所聞,只是個喜歡文字的人。

dear patient (below)

(edited)
I do the counter business in a small clinic in my hometown, all kinds of weird people have…. Everyone has it, nothing is surprising!

Author Little Sun's Star and Heart


I do the counter business in a small clinic in my hometown, all kinds of weird people have…. Everyone has it, nothing is surprising!

For Chapters 1 to 3, please see "Dear Patient (Part 1)"


Chapter Four

Report to the monitor?


When I met this patient, he was 95 years old. The reason why I am particularly impressed with this patient is not because of his age, but because after seeing the diagnosis, he will run to the counter, put his feet together and straighten his back, salute and shout,


"Report! Tanaka Mabilo (pseudonym) has completed the consultation!"


Even the name is so Yayoi period, it really is the name given by people before the war!


The first time I was startled by him, the tip of the pencil almost broke, but when I looked around, the old sisters took the medical records, wrote the documents, and answered the phone, and no one responded at all. I was the only one sitting at the counter, with a small theater in my heart. It must have been too serious to be brainwashed back then. What should I do if someone salutes in front of me? Want a gift in return? ignore him? …


Mr. Tanaka has no plans to let go, what should I do? So I said to him, "It's over after reading it, please sit down, no need to report..."


Afraid that he was going to salute again, I quickly pretended to write a document and pretend to be busy doing my own business.


I heard that after Mr. Tanaka took the prescription, he went to the pharmacy next door to report.


"Report! Tanaka Mabiru is here to get the medicine!"


The pharmacists have all been taken aback.


Mr. Tanaka is 106 years old this year. I haven't seen him for many years. Every time it is an old lady. His daughter comes to help him get medicine. Every time he asks his daughter, how is Mr. Tanaka? The old gentleman's daughter always said that there is nothing but the most vitality!


I wonder if Mr. Tanaka is still presenting reports to the squad leader everywhere?


Report to the squad leader! The one at the counter! Stand at attention for me! Haha (simulated dialogue, not actual situation)


chapter Five

When the slow Langzhong encounters a sudden shock?


The dean of my family is a well-known slow man. After listening to a test report, he can start from the structure of the human body. When it is dark and dark in the middle of the night, he is still talking about the longest record of seeing a patient and seeing 2 Hour.


Many people have persuaded him that this kind of behavior has violated the purpose of an economic activity, but he always goes his own way. Perhaps in his heart, the sanctity of medicine is really greater than the purpose of business profit.


Most of the elderly in the clinic are elderly people who live nearby. They are fine anyway. They have time. Going to the hospital is their purpose in life. They can stay in the hospital for a whole day, but occasionally they appear in the hospital because of minor symptoms such as colds. Young people don't think so.


When these newly diagnosed young people have been sitting in the consultation room for a long time and it is not his turn, they will all come to the counter to complain. Of course, the hospital is inefficient and has some mistakes. Faced with the complaints of the patients, they can only respond with a full face. The smile and the bowing salute are only three knees and nine bows. I just hope that the patients will calm down. Please continue to wait patiently.


Maybe the patient with the zodiac sign of the monkey will come to the counter with a bang and say, "Can I go in first? Today is my daughter's birthday!"


There is also this kind of, "Can you let me go to the clinic? I have to rush home to get the courier!"


Daughter's birthday, express package, baby carriage is coming, pick up the child, son is waiting for dinner at home... There are endless reasons, but there is only one purpose.


If you wait until you have high blood pressure, until you are dizzy, and you are about to pass out, then of course you can go to the clinic. This kind of daughter's birthday is still the son who has no food at home. I really can't make it in the public eye. You go first.


Although it is now the Internet age, everything is fast and convenient, but it takes time to see a doctor. Everything is like a door and a treasure bag of Tinkerbell. Can you come and see it right away? See you right away? There is no time reserved for visiting a doctor, and I am rushing to do other things. Is this the result of modern people being too busy?


Does your son have nothing to eat at home? My dog has no food to eat at home, why can't I get off work first? ? ?


Chapter Six

Is he a friend of a relative of my friend?


In the past, the old dean had a Chinese friend who could talk to each other very well. That friend always reported the old dean's name every time he came to see a doctor and loudly publicized their friendly relationship. He never knew whether he had the old dean's permission. From the beginning to the end, I only knew that when this friend who claimed to be the old dean came, he had to get the number plate for him first.


Later, when the old dean passed away, this Chinese friend has been naturalized, so let's call him Suzuki (pseudonym). This Mr. Suzuki helped the clinic to introduce patients, this time a friend from Taiwan. After some self-introduction, Mr. Suzuki explained to me that this will be the mayor's wife of the next city...


so what? What are you doing?


I really didn't know what he was going to say. The future mayor's wife from Taiwan told me euphemistically that I hope I can help her get a number plate in the future and save her time waiting in the hospital.


That's it... I hesitated for a while, anyway, there are only two, for the sake of speaking Chinese, good! I give you convenience.


Not long after, the mayor's wife who claimed to be the future introduced another friend, this time a friend with a mental illness. This one also asked me to help me get the number plate in advance. The reason is that you can't wait in the hospital for a long time, mental illness will occur,


This relationship is too far involved! A friend of a friend of a friend of the old Dean…. It's not that I don't help you! Instead, you should all line up in order, as everyone does. I can't just rush to help you just because you speak Chinese, there are always rules and regulations to abide by.


So, I rejected the friend's request from the friend of the friend's friend to help him get the number plate first. Maybe I was shocked after hearing it, had a mental attack, and didn't come after that.... All I can say is, I'm not not helping you...


I'm not helping you


Chapter VII

Your big brother generation and my phone generation?


Every day, I shouted for the patient to come to the checkout stamp. This time, halfway through the checkout, an old gentleman suddenly appeared, holding his smartphone in his hand, and said to me with a puzzled face, "Miss! Why did you hit you? Can't get through to the hospital's phone?"


I was checking out, and I still had the change in my hand, so I said, sir, can you take care of me when I finish the bill?


As soon as the account was settled, there was another phone call and a medical record, and I forgot about him as soon as I was busy.


Not long after, the old man came again. "Miss! Look at my mobile phone, why can't I make calls? Is there a setting in your hospital that you can't make calls?"


No such thing! There is no such setting in our clinic. You can dial in from a public phone, mobile phone, or your own number.


So, the staff at the counter in the medical institution instantly turned into an employee of the communication bank. I squatted beside him and began to help him check what was wrong with his mobile phone.


I asked him to use his mobile phone to make a call to come into the hospital to see if the hospital phone rang. I just saw that he dialed there for a long time, and the hospital phone did not respond at all. I took the liberty to take his mobile phone and saw that it was hot on the phone. 's words read,


"You are in airplane mode and cannot make calls."


It turned out to be so.


The old man didn't know what Airplane Mode was, so I had to say bluntly, "This means that you are on an airplane, so you can't make calls."


The old man was surprised, "I'm not on a plane! Who did this?"


You ask me, how would I know?


At this time, the clinic's phone rang, and I hurriedly left a sentence, "Sir, you can cancel the airplane mode under the settings."


After answering the phone, I forgot the old gentleman again, and after a while, he came again, "Miss, where is the setting for what you just said?"


I was stunned for a moment, it was true that he did not know where the phone was set, so I took his phone and helped him cancel the airplane mode. These days, it is necessary to be omnipotent when sitting at the counter, and even knowing all kinds of mobile phone settings.


In addition to this Mr. Airplane Mode, there are many old people. If you ask him the number of his mobile phone, he will not know. Holding a mobile phone is probably in a good mood.


However, this old gentleman had already left the clinic, but he turned back. I thought he had forgotten something, but I didn't expect him to thank me repeatedly, saying that he didn't know the flight mode, and thanked me for telling him new knowledge. !


He said thank you to me, I helped him get ten mobile phones! Gratitude is a very pleasant-sounding word, no matter what occupation or job content, always be grateful to others, which is the only way to interpersonal society. It also made me sit at the counter, and my heart of repeated setbacks was redeemed. People are mutual, and I hope everyone can always say "thank you" to counter staff in various service industries.


Say thank you to me, I will help you with ten mobile phones!


(Finish)

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