樹懶的生活
樹懶的生活

🦥每個平凡小事,寫成永恆故事。

The sloth's brain is wide open | I want to be Mao Lilan (Xiao Lan) one day. Xiaolan's counterattack protects the peace of Rice Flower Market. .

As a veteran Conan fan, who goes to the cinema every year to watch the theatrical version of Conan Mi, I also want to summon the courage to explore the rice flower market. This article is nonsense, don't take it too seriously.
Why choose Xiaolan (Maolilan)?

If you want to be in Rice City (a city in the world of Conan), stay for a day.
The most important thing is to make sure that you can survive , not be killed by the murderer, and will not be regarded as the murderer .

At first, I originally wanted to be Conan or Kudo Shinichi ( drum washing machine? → Please read it in Japanese) , but considering that I only have to spend one day in the rice flower market, I have to adapt to the change of biological sex or height, which is a bit difficult. It takes a lot of trouble, for the same reason, I don’t think about it for Ai Haibara, although Xiao Ai is really cute><.

Looking around, the role of Xiaolan, as Xinyi's girlfriend (yes, Xiaolan kissed Xinyi's cheek domineeringly at Kiyomizu Temple!!!), should be the most difficult to get a lunch.

Besides, I can return to my 17-year-old, youthful body,
Digging, it’s great, great, well, I’ll be Xiaolan for one day.

Front-loading washing machine!!!!



Become a Xiaolan one day,
Xiaolan's counterattack protects the peace of Rice Flower Market.

Early in the morning, I woke up upstairs in the Maori Detective Office and saw my slender figure, long hair, and a gentle and kind face.
I know that I have successfully become a 17-year-old female high school student at Didan University, Maorilan .

In fact, as far as I know about the comics in detail, Maorilan is really not a simple character.
She's caught between her estranged parents, trying to get them together (what's more, they both don't know what they're playing, I guess it's just Fei Yingri who doesn't want to cook and Maori Kogoro who doesn't want to eat his wife's cooking =.=) , I do laundry and cook for my father every day, I have to wait for a little ghost who lives at home, I have to worry about my childhood sweetheart boyfriend who is not a slut, I have to practice karate, I have to help the police call the police at the murder scene every day. ●Enough ●Tired.

Well, I'm talking too much, it's time for me to spend a day in Maoriland.

First of all, I had to take care of myself before starting the day, going to the kitchen to make breakfast, and waking up my dad and the kid who looked exactly like my childhood sweetheart.
I went straight to the dresser, swept the damn hairspray into the trash, and declared—

I don't want to be "Jiaolan" anymore!!!
God knows, I used to grab the perfect corner every day to increase the recognition, the more I grabbed the sharper,
The last time I was at Kiyomizu Temple, when I grabbed Kudo Shinichi and kissed him on the cheek, I almost poked him!!!

Come to me!!!! What's your expression like, cock?


For scenes that have not yet happened, hairspray needs to be used with discretion.

I walked downstairs and saw Conan and Kogoro's father who had already taken care of themselves, on the tatami, waiting for me to handle breakfast, I was full of anger.

"You throw it at me to cook every day!!! This girl won't cook today!!!!"

I rushed out of the house like a whirlwind, leaving behind a stunned father and Conan kid,
Go straight to Bai Luo Coffee on the first floor, find Mr. Toru Amuro , who is so handsome with bronze skin , and buy him home. Ah, no, he bought the sandwiches he made and gave them to Dad and Conan.

Before I go to school, I remind my dad again and again, don't bet on horse racing today, go see a doctor!!!
That kid who lives in my house and looks exactly like my childhood sweetheart boyfriend, shoots silver needles from his watch every day and shoots at my dad's neck , I really don't think I see it ???
This kind of self-righteousness and self-righteousness are well hidden, but in fact, the flawed behavior is exactly the same as Kudo Shinichi.

Maori little satyr, no, no,
Maori Kogoro, dad, take me to the doctor!!!

I hurried to school, today Conan also went to Didan Elementary School for class,
I'm perfectly safe at school, and I've been watching for a long time that as long as I stay next to Conan, there's going to be a murder.

It was only when I was separated from Conan that I was clean.

My kind-hearted person has no air of eldest lady, and is a real eldest lady's friend in the garden , and he came over again to entertain my boyfriend and me with less gatherings and more separations.

It's just that Sonoko didn't know anything. In fact, I wanted to break up a long time ago .

After all, there is no other man in this world,
Downstairs, Amuro 's black-skinned blond is very handsome, Akai Shuichi is very charming, and the new doctor has a white robe that looks handsome when he wears it;
And the phantom thief Kidd and my boyfriend are basically the same in appearance, and they also fly around in white suits and do magic tricks to please people. Very Hackid, can't blame me?);
In addition, if it weren't for Hattori Heiji and my friend and Ye , I don't think it would be okay to consider Hattori Heiji. Heiji is my boyfriend. That year, he went to Hawaii to learn how to fly and came back. That's all.

The more I think about it, the more unhappy I am. I am only 17 years old.
I want to fall in love!!! Who cares what you are, the god of plague or the great detective!!!

I said I wanted to break up, I just did it, I took out my phone and called Xinyi,
Xinyi rarely answered the phone, but he was the same as before. When I asked what he was up to, he
His speech was still indistinct, and he explained with faltering for a long time,
But it has never been made clear why his whereabouts are always a mystery.

Finally, I am single again and I am refreshed.

After school and practicing karate, I came home and saw Conan looking uncomfortable, dazed, and panicked.

I knew it!!! I knew it!!!
Reload, reload!!!
The anger in my heart is about to come up, thinking that I came to help him bathe before, but what happened?
He just didn't tell me that he was a new one, and he was looking for the cute little Ai to lie to me together!!!

But now is not the time to get mad at Conan, I smiled kindly at Conan and told him,
I want to go for a walk with him and have something to say to him.

Conan nodded dejectedly, I held him tightly, and we walked out of the house.
After passing Dr. Agasa's house and Kudo's house, I didn't stop, I held Conan's hand with all my strength and continued walking.

We walked to the Metropolitan Police Department's Criminal Division, and I found Officer Mumu .
Officer Mumu looked at us with a big belly and looked at us in surprise.
I firmly handed Conan into the hands of Officer Mumu .

"Officer Megumi, it's really Conan,
As of 2017, there have been 2 47 deaths in Rice Flower City, an average of 1.3 deaths a day ,
Every time, every time, every time, Conan happens to be there, he's always there. "

After speaking, I turned my head, ready to leave without looking back,
I know, I rescued the rice flower market, I don't want any more innocent dead in the rice flower market,

The day I am Xiaolan, I want to be on this day,
From now on, we will protect the peace of Rice Flower City and protect the lives of Rice Flower Citizens.

Officer Mumu wailed behind me:
"Xiao Lan... can I ask you not to leave Conan here,
I'm afraid he stays here... Waiting for the Metropolitan Police Department to have a bomb, it will explode like that..."

Oh my god... Did the police officer Mumu already understand...
I have only been a Xiaolan in the rice flower market for one day, why is it so difficult?



Fortunately, I only need to be Xiaolan for one day

Well, later,
Wait until I wake up the next day,
I have returned to the real world,
Except that Detective Conan doesn't know when it will end ,

It's not bad not to live in a rice flower market.

Are there any Conan fans here?
If you entered the world of Detective Conan, who would you want to be?



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