雞毛的小事
雞毛的小事

2020年開始接觸脫口秀,想試著寫寫段子,不僅記錄了生活,也讓憋屈的生活有了出口...

The Big Matter of Feather (D-23)

D-23

What do you care about most when traveling?

Is it the top ten must-eat queuing food? Or is it a beautiful secret that only locals know about?

None of the above is important to me, nor is it unimportant, but my hands are helpless, and I can only last until the stage of booking. And my chicken brain has been offline after get off work, so I asked me to arrange a travel itinerary, and my eyes were dead...


Last year, during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, the family arranged to go to Kenting for a holiday and stayed in a five-star hotel for the first time. Since it's not Ye Peiwen, I won't help with advertising here. As soon as you enter the room, there is a large and spacious space, King Size double bed, and the key point is the small outdoor balcony. All kinds of scenes are really pleasant!!


As soon as I put the bag away, I quickly took out the carefully prepared travel book and ran to the small balcony.

This iron chair... rustling.

This iron table... is also rustling.


Ah~ whatever!

Come out and play, why take it seriously!!


While having fun, I did not forget to work hard to improve myself, so I sat on the hard iron chair with the "travel book" in hand, and opened the first page. This overly elegant iron chair can accommodate my 35-inch fleshy buttocks, and it is indeed a little uncomfortable to sit up. Joe managed various angles, and finally lost to the little black mosquito. In less than 300 seconds, he returned to the air-conditioned room. So I took this overly fleshed-out fake photo.

This set of financial management books, authored by Kostolani, consists of three books. Bought for more than a year, these three books have been effectively read less than 5 times, and the total reading time is less than 50 minutes. Let’s further discuss eyeball adhesion , the unit is minutes, and the calculation method is “total reading time” divided by "Number of reads"...

I think the result is definitely not the problem of the famous German investment guru - Kostolani writing the book.

Travel essential travel book

Chicken Feather: Baby!! How much does this room cost per night?

Chicken Feather replied: More than three thousand.

(Jinao uses AI artificial intelligence to fully automate the housing price at a 20% discount, then a 40% discount, which directly breaks the hand, preventing the mother from breaking the whole body on the spot after hearing the actual price... )

(That's right!! I lied again.)

Momma Ji Ma laughed and said: That's very cheap!!! Look, this room is so big, and there are fruit and coffee drinks. The point is to give us a pair of beach shoes! Baby, I'm very satisfied with this reservation!!

After listening to the chicken feathers, the skin smiled and the meat did not smile. My purse was bleeding. The happiness of these two nights was the price of eating dirt in the future. However, it is rare for a family to travel together, so why bother to expose some truths and falsehoods?!




The following are simple travel photos of Kenting. After searching, there are no food photos!

(The content is a bit empty, please be prepared... )

babes with dogs
Must-Have Beach Photos
The big brother who just passed by in the panoramic photo, I really didn’t mean to take you so fat!!
Panorama
Panorama
southernmost point

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