PardonMu
PardonMu

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Snot Divination

Recently, due to illness,
The first thing I do every morning when I wake up,
Just look carefully at the color of your nose.
sounds disgusting,
But this is the message my body left me,
No matter how uncomfortable,
You also need to understand the current state of your body.

In fact, at the beginning, the disease was not that serious.
Only the throat is a little dry and sore,
The snot is just a little light green,
did not expect,
Originally white with green snot,
One shade darker a day,
In a few days, it turned dark green,
Even with a thick bloodshot,
Made my heart go cold.

In order to help the body recover as soon as possible,
I started by the color of the snot,
to estimate the current state of the body.

If the day is dark green,
And a little bloodshot,
That day, I will binge on protein and green vegetables,
Let's help the white blood cell army increase rapidly,
They can also upgrade their weapon skills.
Let's see if we can win.

If you change from dark green to light green,
It means that the previous tonic is super effective,
Although not all viruses have been eliminated,
But at least it's closer to health.

If the day is white,
It means that the army of white blood cells finally defeated this difficult opponent,
I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

This virus is coming too fiercely,
Kill me by surprise,
Especially the crazy night cough every night,
It really made me miserable.

Worse yet,
For fear of waking up the person sleeping next to me,
Gotta get up quickly,
Hide further away and cough again,
I didn't expect a few sudden sneeze,
Just let me flash my waist twice a week,
Does anyone flash up to the waist from sneezing? !
Could it be that I am old? OMG!

Although only 80% has recovered now,
However, it's really much better than before!
And the snot divination sounds disgusting,
But I really think this trick is very effective!




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