"Suffix" fake breaking text Qingzhi ft. career girl

Editor-in-Chief: Snacks

 ㋡The editor's press "Long-term Invitation for False Breaking Wen Qingzhi with Suffix" should be applauded and not popular. I feel that no one will submit a manuscript after 3 months. If no one contributes, turn it into a late-night talk show with snacks. (But I really want to be your first reader!)

A while ago, a working girl wrote an article about "The Bookstore that Stopped". The opening was annoyed when she mentioned the fake breakout text, which led to a heated discussion message below (it seems to be saying I'm okay) . I want to ask her what is she mad at?

Exterior Scene: The outdoor botanical garden of Yaboo Coffee Shop No. 1

△ Two unknown creatures are sitting by the fireplace in the outdoor area, drinking their own drinks. The appetizers wore a "full cow suit" to attend (and ordered a latte again), @workgirl Jennifer I don't know why she came streaking, and was stamped with a mosaic by the post-production.

△ Background music: HARD DRIVE ( by Cassandra Jenkins)

Snacks: The title of your reading Taiwanese #1 deliberately changed Long Yingzong's novel "A Town with Papaya Trees" to "A Town with Papaya Trees", which is a three-character word, "only A town that can regard "planting" papaya as a "professional" business can quite describe the class dilemma faced by the protagonist (Chen Yousan) during the Japanese occupation of Taiwan . Like my predecessor Su Defang, the family can’t get enough to eat, and the image of papaya is obvious, and there are many children and grandchildren in Taiwan’s unique fruit. ”

Workgirl: Ah ha ha ha ha, that's another beautiful misunderstanding, Matters couldn't change the title of the post after posting it, but he was too lazy to post it again! 🤣🤣🤣(Eh? Could it be that you are insinuating that the old lady is an idiot and made a typo, damn, you milk control 🐮🐮🐮)

Snacks: It seems that at the beginning, there is a series of "crow's feet and tears-like smiles of the supervisor." Otherwise, let’s talk directly about the paragraph of “ Fake Breaking Wenqing Quick Post- it Notes” when you introduced “Stopped Bookstore”: “ Drying pens and ink, frequenting coffee shops, going to a few independent band performances, from magazines , Facebook, IG learned about a few famous cultural experts, listened to a few cultural KOLs on the history, and integrated into the writing and conversation to be outstanding. Seriously, who is still calling for a hard foundation? ”

Workgirl : That's a self-bitch-style show, you can't see it, right?

Appetizers:  …. Or you can answer your own questions. Anyway, your podcasts are all alone, and each episode is in the free style of "Ah, I forgot where I just talked about it"? (I go to the side to play in the sand)

Working girl: Ahahahaha, have you never encountered such a difficult visit, and wouldn't you be so self-sacrificing?

Snacks: Eh, it 's not that it's also self-defeating...

Working girl: (grabbing) In short, let me give you a gift before answering the question. This is what I saw when I visited Baoya yesterday. It is especially suitable for today's theme. liquor.

"The metaphor of an era is in this bottle."

 (Ah, what a cool thing you are, even the mouthwash is so fake~)

In a mass retailer with a fast-moving store, there is a cabinet of alcohol, including sake from Korea, fruit bartender from Japan, and local production, there is this bottle of bartender jointly launched by Tutu Wine and McGee .

Yes, McGee is because Jay Chou's famous milk tea shop is right. The inspiration for this "literary" comes from Jay Chou's song "Mojito" . I'm not a business partner, and to be honest, my podcasts have not even exceeded 1,000 total listening counts. Which manufacturer is looking for my business partner? The wine is really delicious, and the CP value is very high, but the name of the writer is really , how to say it, so humorous.

"Humor is like a sip, you can become a writer, it's a magic potion."

 (Hey, this is completely Wen Qing's fake logic, I'm sure there's no way to save it~)

Pragmatically, why do manufacturers think that the name "literary" has sales? There are a total of 4 wines in this series: "mathematician", "literary", "aesthetician", "philosopher".

What I want to ask is why are there no entrepreneurs? Why are there no engineers?

 (Hey, the four of you have all been "sold" by entrepreneurs~)

The status quo is a pioneer producer of culture, such as Huang Chongkai , although I have not read his novels seriously, but I have read a few prose, such a serious author, or Tong Weige , the output is not much, but everything is a treasure, read a few Enough trouble, such excellent cultural producers always selfishly feel that they have not received enough attention, and are worried that their publications will not actually get enough income, not to mention the creators who are as good as them but cannot surface. them.

 (Woo, hurry up and find them for "Suffix"~ but it's useless~)

In my last job at Xinchuang, I was in charge of writing reports for the department so that the CEO could raise funds with venture capital. During the meeting, the CEO and the director asked me to change the angle of data entry several times. , to be honest, I don’t remember half-awake at that time. I didn’t expect the fundraising to actually get it. The marketing activities that were originally suspended, when I passed the small dome the next day, the comprehensive advertisements were full of laughter. I really laughed. I am actually a legal fraud group. be a member!

 (Hey, not bad, you are quite pragmatic about pretending to break up~ Lie Wen Qing with Wen Qing)

I can only be a fake literary youth, and read a few books by serious writers to heal my wounds. Aristotle's purification theory has to be changed to literary and artistic washing. We need excellent works to wash away the legitimate black hands that companies want us to be?

At the other extreme, considering the income of these outstanding creators, it should be the majority. After get off work, everyone, like me, feels physically and mentally exhausted. Writers, aestheticians, philosophers, and mathematicians, they carry out metaphysical thinking activities and follow The people who go to work are different, they must live a very bohemian romantic life, and they smoke and drink. If one buys these readily available commodities, such as wine, pens, and cigarettes, one can temporarily live an unworldly life, free from annoying bosses and friends. Gossip colleagues, be more comfortable.

 (To be honest, I forgot what I was looking for you to talk about, you are really amazing~ You’ve been brainwashed)

Everyone tacitly turned a blind eye to many writers. If the family is not rich enough, according to the salary platform of the Accounting Office, there is no way to smoke and drink there. Alas, am I too angry with the youth? No, my age should be an angry aunt...

△ The appetizer dragged his chin and was about to fall asleep, but he snorted unexpectedly.

Maid: Ah, appetizers, appetizers! Why can't you wake up? I forgot that cats are nocturnal animals. Damn, I have to go to work tomorrow, and I can only make an appointment when the sun is shining.

 (Hand on your forehead~I still look at Le from afar~I just see how much you like to act)

Forget it, when I'm talking to myself, I really like the introduction of the fake breaking text Qingzhi, "In the atmosphere of national writing, serving small writers ".

Finally, I would like to recommend everyone to read Ai Shike's "Lightness of Life" and " Short Story" Cry .

The appetizers who woke up suddenly: It's not the last, what about the "suffix"?

A working girl who is going to catch up: In short, I want to tell you that the suffix for today's game is -ism, XXism , is it fake enough? Break the text Qingzhi.

Snacks: Huh? Wait, isn't your English name Jenni-fer ?

That should be linked with " 4 Plus Morning Buddha ", " Yes Buddha ", and " Miller Buddha ", right?

Female: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! You are really good Umo. (I really want to rip your cow suit off)

(Snacks: Yeah! Eat cans after get off work~)

⚉ Postscript

 The interactive process of "Suffix" fake breaking Wen Qingzhi: "Let me be your first reader":

1. If you have an article (published) that you want to develop into an extended publicity, please send a private message to LS of "Suffix" . Questions, from the perspective of the first reader (will not help correct typos) , have a dialogue, and compile an interview copy.

2. Have the opportunity to publish it as a one-page magazine ( or simply as a private communication to share readers' opinions ). The presentation is based on the pattern in this article.

3. What? Written like this and still can't understand? It doesn't matter, you don't have to move, the appetizers will find you!