Husband's troubles: What's different about me today?

I was tortured by thousands of years of dark circles under my eyes. During middle school, I wore thick-framed glasses almost every day to block panda eyes as much as possible. Ever since I learned to put on makeup in college, I’ve been the kind of person who doesn’t go out without makeup. When I go out without makeup, I try to avoid crowded places. When I see someone I know from ten meters away, I quickly find a way to escape.

But after falling in love, I gradually discovered that whether it takes ten minutes to quickly apply makeup, or an hour to paint eye makeup extremely delicately, men can't see the difference between that one hour of hard work and ten minutes of randomness, unless you put yourself Turned into panda eyes and monkey butt. I remember when I was with my husband just now, he said that there was no difference after I removed my makeup, and I was overjoyed. But when I get up in the morning and spend an hour sculpting delicate makeup, "Am I looking good today?" He only replied, ''You look refreshed''

I have a kind of insistence on getting my hair done before going out. I use an ion clip every morning to straighten my hair in tufts, and the ends of my hair should be slightly curved and curled inward. He once asked me why I had to get my hair done every time I went out, and it looked pretty good without it. After I finished my makeup and hair, I turned my head to look at him expectantly, "Do you think I'm different?" He said lightly, "Yes, my hair is tidy." What is tidy? already? I got an adjective like this with my hair in half an hour?

Since the year before last, I was not very satisfied with my eyebrows. No matter how I drew it, I felt that as long as I smiled, my eyebrows would droop down and look strange. Later, I finally couldn't help getting my eyebrows done. When I got home, my husband took a serious look at it and said, "It's darker." What? Can't you see that my eyebrows have changed in shape except that they are darker? Now laughing and not falling down, you are blind, aren't you? ? ?

When my man is faced with the question of ''what is different about me today'', most of the answers are wrong answers. So he's smarter now, and before I asked any questions, he immediately said ''Wife, you are beautiful today'', which is probably his only way to escape.