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# 老爺爺宇宙

The Truth of Grandpa's Universe Episode 21

Jul 4, 2022

"I know, you're not actually a monkey..." The old man was shocked when he heard this!

In order to implement reform, Shang Yang must first win the trust of the people. So one morning he had someone erect a wooden pole 30 feet high at the south gate of the capital, and announced, "Whoever carries this wooden pole to the north gate will be rewarded with ten taels of gold." Although there were many onlookers, But they didn't believe it was true, so no one came to carry the wooden pole.

In the afternoon, another notice was posted: "Whoever carries this wooden pole to the north gate will be rewarded with fifty taels of gold." At this time, a person bent forward and carried the wooden pole up, as if the other person carried the wooden pole After placing it at the north gate, Shang Yang really rewarded him with fifty taels of gold, and announced to the crowd: "The monarch has entrusted me to implement the new law. From now on, everyone who acts according to the law will be rewarded, and those who disobey the law will be punished." This "Ximu Lixin" "The exemplary role of Qin allowed the reform of Qin to proceed smoothly, and Qin finally became prosperous and strong.

"Cooking spatula!" The old man used all his remaining mental energy to refine the cooking spatula that once made a big splash in the Chujiang Palace.

In addition to transforming the spatula into a shovel shape, which is convenient for digging, one side can be cut with a sawtooth shape; the other side can be chopped with a sharp axe shape; the tip of the head can also be stabbed, becoming an all-round engineer shovel. The steelmaking furnace, under the guidance of the little maid, visualized the realization of the sword domain of the way of fire at that time, even if there was only a trace, it was the purest law of the way of fire. At the same time, Xiaolongnu, the spirit of the little Trojan horse, also overdrawn the mana and injected a wisp of the law of flying supernatural powers into it, creating this multi-functional magic weapon.

Divine Consciousness Message: "Top Ten Magical Weapons Ranking!"

" ding dong ! "

" Does the owner of the magic tool "cooking shovel" show his name? "

"Long Aotian"

The old man was going to kill him.

" and many more!!! "

" The name of the cooking spatula is too tacky! I want to change it to a taller one... "

" Um...... "

"Okay! Got it!"

"Monkey King Cooking Shovel!"

Divine Consciousness Message: "Top Ten Magical Weapons Ranking!"

Fourth place Monkey King Cooking Shovel Owner: Long Aotian

You're done!

The old grandpa didn't have the strength to try it out, so he fell asleep.

It's late at night and the fire is still burning...

The total population of the monkey tribe is more than 100 monkeys. In particular, the fruit trees here grow rapidly, and there is never a shortage of food. More importantly, there is a banana garden, which is the favorite of monkeys, so the monkey clan has multiplied to more than 100 in a short period of time.

And there is another hill in the north, where more than fifty "power monkeys" live.

There is a grassland in the west. The twenty or so wolves are the biggest enemies of the monkeys. Every once in a while, they will invade the monkeys and take away supplies and a few monkeys. The monkeys can only take refuge in the trees. . It is not surprising that the weak eat the strong.

But I never imagined that the tragedy would be played that night!

Attracted by the fire, the wolves invade!

In order to protect the monkey prince, who was asleep and unconscious, the monkey king, his mother and his uncle (Wanjun's cousin and his father) unfortunately died in battle.

In the early morning, the old man finally woke up and had to see the monkey king for the last time.

"Child! Don't be sad, Father is glad to have protected you."

"I know, you're not a monkey..."

Grandpa was shocked when he heard this!

"You are the Monkey God! The Monkey Clan will be handed over to you." The old man sighed and nodded.

"You take your cousin Wanjun as your wife, all the brothers of your uncle's lineage will all be loyal to you..."

Finally, the Monkey King passed away with a smile and peace of mind.

The old grandpa couldn't bear to refuse the last wish of the Monkey King. He recalled the warm and furry hands that loved him when he was just born and excluded...

Grandpa couldn't help crying.

According to tradition, the new Monkey King grandfather placed the three bodies in the Ancestral Cave of the Monkey Clan.

The cave is backed by a high mountain wall in the east. The entrance of the cave is not large, and only two people can enter and exit side by side. The space inside the cave is not small, there is a big basketball court, but there are many skeletons of ancestors of the monkeys piled up, so there is not much open space.

"Grandpa, it's a cemetery where you can't see your fingers, and the yin is very heavy. Our souls (yin) can move here without restrictions." Xiaobai said.

Xiao Hei continued: "You don't have to be afraid of being attacked when you sleep here at night. Our sisters and Niu Tau Ma Mian can come out to defend against the enemy!"

As a result, Zuling Cave became the first base after the reincarnation of the old grandfather.

Later, the new Monkey King grandfather held the first enthronement ceremony of the monkey clan, and wearing Yama's dragon robe and the emperor's crown really had a different imposing manner.

The most effective way to maintain the kingship is to adopt the Confucian approach, which is to consolidate the leadership center and reorganize the scattered monkeys.

After a tedious and inexplicable worship ceremony, the grandfather arranged a scene of "Removing the Wood and Lixin", and at the same time planned to use the thunder method to kill the chickens and show the monkeys.

"Your Majesty! I moved this flag of the Monkey Kingdom to the entrance of Zuling Mountain. Can I really get ten bunches of bananas?"

The only candidate, Xiao Fangmian, was the first little monkey who challenged the patriarch's inheritance and was defeated by the grandfather's face triangle fixation technique.

At this moment, the third person in the clan, Uncle Jizui, glared fiercely at Xiao Fang's face:

"When no one else makes a sound, you dare to be right against me!"

"But my sister, Ah Shun, really wants to eat bananas! Our family is poor, so it's rare to have this opportunity..." Xiao Fanglian was about to cry.

Uncle Jizui turned his head to face the old grandfather: "The former Monkey King and your uncle are both dead, it's time for me to take over the power. Your new Monkey King is just a little kid, why don't you just admit it?"

Grandpa found out that the best actor to kill the chicken and show the monkey has appeared.

Cute cat illustration by The SPACE Daisy

Obviously, the nature of monkeys is not trustworthy. If you have bananas, you can eat them yourself. How can you give them to others? Therefore, the people basically do not believe that Xiao Fanglian can get ten bunches of bananas, which is exactly what the grandfather wants to perform. The reason for this resettlement, otherwise it will be too difficult to push things forward!

The old grandpa said very sincerely: "Come! Come! Come! Uncle Jizui, let's make a bet. If I don't keep my word, I will give you the seat of the monkey king; if I keep my word, you will be loyal to me from now on. Heart. Dare?"

Of course Uncle Jizui agreed, because he didn't take it seriously at all.

Grandpa: "This is the Heavenly Dao Oath Contract. We each spit on it and it will take effect. Those who violate the oath will be struck by thunder!"

In the era of martial arts, there are managers in this world.

Injuring nature, violating the way of heaven, and violating oaths will be punished, but they are often not so effective.

Because you know, managers are busy! Too small, sorry! Can't handle it.

So why is Uncle Jizui afraid? I will break the contract and show you, let your boy know who is the boss!

However, this time is different.

This is the "Heaven and Earth Oath Contract" exchanged from the Merit Monument at a cost of 10 merit points, and it is 100% effective!

Finally, all the monkeys accompanied Xiao Fanglian to the entrance of Zuling Mountain, watching Xiao Fanglian erect the red flag of the Spirit Monkey Kingdom on the blue sky and the ground, and got ten bunches of bananas.

" I got the bananas ! Sister Asun ! Brother got the bananas for you to eat ! "

Xiao Fang's face was very excited, because he didn't believe that there were actually monkeys in this world who would keep their promises and distribute bananas to other monkeys.

"Long live the king!!! Long live the trustworthy!!!" Xiao Fang face shouted loudly, and all the monkeys also shouted long live.

The grandfather successfully established the concept of trustworthiness of the monkey clan. Next, he wanted to show all the monkeys what would happen if they were not trustworthy.

"Uncle Jizui, you lost your bet, are you willing to admit defeat? From now on, you will be loyal to me and never mind?"

The old grandpa looked provocative, and his intention was to stimulate Uncle Jizui.

"You fart!!!"

Sure enough! Our best actor cooperated like this, and Uncle Jizui turned his face on the spot and refused to admit it.

The sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, the rumbling thunder was faintly sounding, and the Eye of Heaven appeared!

The SPACE grandpa's head is in the middle

Without giving Uncle Jizui a chance to beg for mercy, a lightning bolt as thick as a bucket fell instantly, fulfilling the promise of thunder.

Immediately, all the monkeys knelt down and worshipped: "Long live the king! Long live! Long live!"

Ling monkey country order and the first year of January 2.

The new Monkey King resettled the wood to establish a letter, killed the chicken to warn the monkeys, and the kingship reached its peak.

The old man didn't have so much time to manage these monkeys, so he made the feudal system of the Monkey Kingdom.

Uncle Beibei, who led his uncle's line of thirty monkeys, was succeeded by his eldest son.

Uncle Xi, who led the line of Uncle Jizui with more than 30 monkeys, was succeeded by his eldest son.

Nanfang Bo, who led more than thirty monkeys from the former Monkey King's lineage, was succeeded by the second brother of the new Monkey King.

Five people including Xiao Fanglian, Xiaodandan, Xiaobangbang, Xiaocurly Mao and Xiaofanglian sister A Shun, who had fought together, were recruited to set up the Monkey King's Imperial Guard.

In the end, Li Wanjun's cousin was the first queen of Linghou Kingdom.

The SPACE I don't know who drew a paradise. It's very interesting here

The kingdom is newly established, and all that is missing now is time! However, the Monkey Clan has come to blackmail at the right time.

" A hundred bunches of bananas ? "

"Give it!" The old man agreed decisively.

"Let's give you a month's grace and give you two hundred bunches of bananas. How?"

Patriarch Limon is confused, he can't do arithmetic! I don't know if he should agree............

Grandpa: "Here are twenty bunches of bananas, take them first!"

The Power Monkeys were immediately happy when they saw that there were bananas to eat, why would they think about the future?

So the power monkeys left happily and swaggeringly.

Looking at the backs of the power monkeys gradually moving away, the old man suddenly laughed and said: "Two hundred strings? I'll tell you to spit out two thousand strings!!!"

"It's just that it's hard to get started! It's easier said than done to get out of the Stone Age and enter the Pottery and Bronze Age? You have to find clay and bronze mines first!"

On January 3, the first year of Reiwa.

In the process of searching for mineral deposits, a sarcophagus was discovered that had a profound impact on the Monkey Kingdom.

" When ~~~ " The background music of divine consciousness sounded! It resounded through the sky!

The theme song of the big man appearance begins to play ~~~

"If you lose your humanity, you lose a lot; if you lose your animality, you lose everything. I would like to preserve this last bit of humanity for the world, in the name of the halo of the Virgin!”

(To be continued)

The ending song to listen to this song~~ Love of a Thousand Years by Shuangsheng ( Liuli OST )

Note: "Liu Li" is a big hit in the 2020 Chinese fantasy fairy tale costume drama, starring the heroine Yuan Bingyan and the hero Cheng Yi . Cheng Yi plays the leading actor Yu Sifeng , affectionate! So affectionate! No wonder Yuan Bingyan and Cheng Yi, who were originally unknown, starred in "Liu Li" and became famous in the first battle, becoming one of the top performers.

What attracted me most in this play was Chu Xuanji 's cute appearance, so cute! Yuan Bingyan's acting was so good, I really don't think anyone can act better than her. It can be compared to Yuan Bingyan's bad and bad look as the little princess of the tiger and wolf ), which shows Yuan Bingyan's superb acting skills.