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Testnet MetaGlobalCity. Report №120058-933 (metasutki). Metatester №32749

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ESSAYS OF A CRYPTOPHILOSOPHER

A metatester is the most bottom-up job I know... oh no... there is also a metamasser - also the bottom, you also need to be stupid all the time...

FETCH.AI - AGENT: "Metatester #32749, please don't get distracted from the report... Thank you :)"

I woke up at 10:30, my head hurt a lot, it really hurts, it’s like faking pain… I went through metobuhi yesterday… I’m already becoming a metal alcoholic here… I’m probably going to be sent to sit at meetings of anonymous metal alcoholics soon… Is that why I just said that?.. You you don't understand jokes...

FETCH.AI - AGENT: " :) "

Came to work. What kind of d...bu needs a job in the metaverse, can someone explain to me? On your day off, put on a metasuit, lie down in a horizontal position, relax, and ... go to work ... Is someone going to pay me extra? I work as a meta tester and work at a job in the metaverse, this should be double the salary!

FETCH.AI - AGENT: " :) "

But you can troll!

After work I went to a bar. On the way, some crypto-major ran up from behind and hit me in the head with a bat ... I rolled along the asphalt with terrible pain and ringing in my ears ... This is part of my job, there's nothing you can do ... These rich pinocchios can do everything, for them it's like GTA reality, moreover these freaks know that it hurts us. I think that's why they pay such grandmas ...

He came to the bar, swelled a little, like there were no crypto majors, relaxed ... I wanted warmth and affection. I saw a pretty and sexy girl, she was clearly languishing from boredom. Sat down, offered a drink, started talking... She is also a metatester, it turned out we had a lot in common... We had a lot of fun talking until I thought that behind this avatar there could be a fat, sweaty, hairy man... I said that I urgently need to run, said goodbye... I heard in back in a thin, squeaky voice, juicy three-ton ones ... like a man ...

On the way home, I sat down on the beach to listen to the ocean, at least something good for the day ... I felt moisture on my toe, but the toe was dry ... strange, lag? Or maybe my cat has already gnawed through the metasuit and is licking my finger. He always understands that I'm leaving for another world when I put on this damn metacoffin... he looks at me frightened, screams... but what can I do, we both need to eat!

All right, I'm done, cut it out!

FETCH.AI - AGENT: "Subject #32749, thanks for the report! Your wallet has been replenished with 0.0004000 Atom (including an additional payment of 0.0001500 Atom of physical and moral damage for illegal actions of other users). Do you want to complete the report? »

Tell your graphers to go to hell...

FETCH.AI – AGENT: “Please specify the essence of your claims”

Just pass it on, they'll understand...

FETCH.AI - AGENT: "Please"

Friezes and lags are just everywhere, maybe it’s from them that my head hurts !? With such graphics, no one wants to stay here for a long time ...

FETCH.AI - AGENT: " :) "

FETCH.AI - AGENT: "Thanks for the report! See you at MetaGlobalCity"

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