奥巴马大王
奥巴马大王

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race with dogs

In the past, a friend raised a dog, and occasionally went to his house for a meal, and when he was full, he went downstairs to walk the dog to relax.


He probably drank too much that day, and wanted to run twice while walking, so he simply let go of the reins and compared with the dog.


The friend tried two laps, and the body hollowed out by the wine was no match for the dog.


I saw his plump figure with contempt on his face,


Get out of the way, let me come.


It's too late, but it's too fast, I just ran away, like a wild horse running away, the old lady who was vying for a seat, and the fat-headed and big-eared hound was on a par.


In the end, I have practiced long-distance running. Although I have put it down for many years, I still have the foundation. Overtaking in the corners is my specialty.


Seeing that the curve of the half of the race was just around the corner, I dodged and swayed my arms to cut into the inner lane, leaving the dog behind in two steps. Looking back, it slipped on the outer lane and fell into the green belt, hahaha , at this moment, it must have experienced the crushing of human high IQ.


It will spend the rest of its life in a loss that cannot outrun humans.


I was not happy for half a second, my foot suddenly lightened, wait a minute - I also slipped? ? ?


Before I had time to think about it, I had already touched the ground with both hands, ran for a few steps with my hands and feet, and rolled to the green belt next to me, and finally landed safely.


In other words, I can protect myself by relying on the quick reactions I have cultivated for many years. If someone else slips to the ground at such a high speed, I may not know what I will fall into.


They all complained that the street lights were too dim to see the road conditions.


The dog took the opportunity to kill the track, overtook me, and ran straight back to the master.


It opened its mouth and gasped, and I was a little comforted. Although I lost, it was not easy to win.


But his drunken-eyed and confused master had a condensed expression on his face, looking at me for a while, and the dog for a while, patted his head hard.


Afterwards, he said,


He watched me and the dog run to the front, and the dog disappeared out of thin air after a turn.


But I saw me running on all fours with the posture of a dog,


When I rubbed my eyes again, I saw that I had completely transformed into a dog, running towards him,


He couldn't believe his eyes, patted his head, and I appeared behind the dog out of thin air.


I can't imagine the impact on his worldview in those few seconds.

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