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When Jurassic goes from the park to the world, it also goes from the world to the park

If you put aside all the emotional factors and Easter eggs, it's bringing the park trio and the world trio together, and the T-Rex and the Velociraptor throughout the six movies, and the militarized dinosaurs and parthenogenesis, etc. If all the old and new stalks are taken care of, all of them will be eliminated, so in the case of only watching the plot, the movie "Jurassic World 3" will properly fail.

Of course, Jurassic World 3 is certainly a success if it's just an industrialized, streamlined production of popcorn terminators that audiences can pay for. After all, it's bringing together people's nostalgia. At the same time, it also gathers the standard modules of Hollywood's tried-and-tested bad visual effects in recent years, that is, "big family", "burying easter eggs", and "the always correct slogan that is so tall that it breaks through the stratosphere".

The so-called big family is to bring together different small series under a big series, such as Marvel's little spider family fun, Doctor Strange and his own big adventure, and one-sided and short-term can also win "Mom's Multiverse" , plus the face-to-face encounter between the old three heads and the new three heads this time. This is a very stupid trick. Of course, it can be used only if the old three-headed movie is attractive enough, so naturally there will be silly and sweet audiences who will burn their wallets and pay for the sickle. Of course, it is possible It will reach the top when the new three heads come out. Unless the old three heads are hard enough, the new three heads will not be able to support the box office appeal.

This approach is of course very effective in the short term. After all, the residual value of the older generation of characters has accumulated enough to spontaneously combust over time. Although it may not be able to continue to burn for a few more years, the ability to fry one There are still some. But what about after it's fried? What's left? Let T-Rex come to the funeral of the Great Master next time - if you do, it will be a kind of combination of reality and virtuality.

The Grand Master in the Marvel Universe and Malcolm in the Jurassic Universe are both played by Jeff Goldblum.

The other board of the three-blade axe is the tried-and-tested insanely terrifying stalks over the past few years - the so-called "not enough plot, Easter eggs come together", as long as the density of Easter eggs is large enough to be wrapped up by the fun of finding Easter eggs The audience of this movie has no extra energy to complain about the unbearable plot. After all, people who have done operations know that people's attention is limited, which is the theory of attention flow or flow theory, so beware of flow being drained by easter eggs. When the time comes, who cares about the plot?

The representative work that is like a tidal wave is "Ready Player One". Under the writer's all the way to mine mines and the audience's multi-way mine sweeping, the recent "Out of Control Player" has finally been marked as a pause - it is really the audience. My flow is really unbearable, and I am tired. When I believe that under the hard work of the editors and creators who are familiar with the routines of provoking people's hearts, there will be new routines.

Of course, this "World 3" can't be regarded as a crazy stalk, it can only be said to embellish the facade with some "ingeniously designed old stalks". From this point of view, this movie is also a conscience.

Especially this time, many of the details are just right - a little bit later, it will become a stalk flow, and a little less will reduce the fun of the details of the world, such as this "pure genetic" dinosaur finally has feathers , and the skinless dragons without feathers in the past were "hybrid dragons that filled the genetic vacancy with cold-blooded animals", which makes sense.

One of the significant advantages of "World 3" is that in recent years, Hollywood has repeatedly tasted the sweetness and blood of US dollars, so the tried-and-true "trivial under the grand narrative" has not appeared at least, this time it is "the empty slogan under the grand narrative" ", although it is empty, it is better than trivialities - of course, it is not to say that there are absolutely no trivialities, the evergreen tree of "American family reconciliation" between the rebellious children and the parents who love to manage is definitely not absent, It's not an American movie without it.

But at least, the trivialities such as returning to the family and family reconciliation are finally not the main theme this time, but replaced by a more empty, empty and empty "multi-racial integration".

This is not to say that the black content in the protagonist's lineup is actually not high this time, and I am even worried that it will be sprayed by people because it is too low. Fortunately, although the two black actors are small in number, they have a great effect. Otherwise, , look at Friends.

This "multi-ethnic/multi-ethnic fusion" is the "orthodox way" that "orthodox mainstream literature" will most show the father-like grandfather-like smile of Colonel Sanders: the subtext in the novel must be metaphysical If the form is presented, this is literature, otherwise it will not be accepted .

Therefore, we will not see the protagonists put their hands around a loudspeaker and shout, "People of different nationalities, different beliefs, different genders, and different skin colors in our world should only be placed together so as not to be unfair. Treating it will definitely constitute a beautiful new world with no oppression and harmony everywhere!" But we all know that the creators just want to tie this sentence in front of our eyes with a transparent banner slogan.

Therefore, we don't have to worry that the earth's ecology will be destroyed by dinosaurs. Modern creatures will be completely helpless in the face of dinosaurs, and the earth will eventually fall into the catastrophe of all animals and plants except humans who may survive with the addition of technology. -Or not destroyed but certainly a disaster. What we see at the end of the movie is this: mammals and dinosaurs can coexist in harmony as long as there are no crazy and often error-prone scientists and greedy businessmen.

So, is this a sci-fi movie? No, this is a fairytale action movie .

Well, we can ignore the childishness of fairy tale slogans in infants and toddlers that are so beautiful that children will not believe them. The colloquial language that can be understood is "as long as the propaganda is sufficiently politically correct" - then it can always play a positive role, for example, the elementary school students who watch the movie accompanied by their parents will plant the world is a beautiful person and person It is such a beautiful little flower seedling that can coexist.

But from the whole plot, this is not exciting at all.

The villain's motives are so retarded that it makes people wonder if they have traveled back to the 1980s and 1990s, when businessmen would deliberately create viruses and antidote for self-production. Of course, it's not right to say that, because we were pleasantly surprised when we saw that later, and Plath was surprised to find that we were wrong. We did not travel back to the 1980s and 1990s, but to the 1970s and 1980s: scientists lived up to expectations and made a mistake. , and as expected, scientists chose to cover the diarrhea with leaves in order to achieve the goal of concealing one's ears.

The motivation of this villain is very ancient and primitive - of course, it is not that ancient and primitive are wrong. After all, the greed of modern people and the greed of people in ancient Rome have not changed in essence. The question is: after such a big puzzle, you finally show me this? That's just like Resident Evil and various zombie films in the early years, telling us from the beginning that scientists really screwed up again, wouldn't it be good? As a result, a villain BOSS was created, with a face of the neurotic scientist businessman in "Don't Look Up" (whether it is mapping Jobs and his followers or mapping all the bosses of Silicon Valley technology companies, it is completely indistinguishable, it is not much anyway. difference), but the result is simply because it is too simple to be more simple stupid, which is like the old villain BOSS in "Blade Runner 2049" full of mouths excerpted from "Oxford Philosophy Reader", after babbling for two hours, took a fruit knife holder The question of the soul was asked on your neck: "What are you looking at?!" Then I could only greet it in my heart, except for the sentence "Look at you" like a secret code. All biological ancestors on the evolutionary tree.

By the way, in the "Black Robe Picket 3" I just watched this afternoon, the butcher let go of Azu at the last moment like an Italian possessed. It was already a show that made people's eyebrows fall. I thought it should be a ceiling-level movie watching recently. Sao operation, as a result, in less than half a day, he was slapped in the face by a dinosaur.

Of course, the villains are not without their bright spots. The black girl in white is very bright as the most sassy villain in the six episodes, but unfortunately there are not many scenes. The idea of the militarized raptor was in "World 1", and it performed very successfully in "World 3", but unfortunately there are not many scenes. The giant locust cloud and the enhanced version of the burning locust cloud are also very cool.

I look forward to more other derivative movies of the military uniforms Velociraptor and Locust Cloud going out in the future. After all, the zombie mummy, vampire werewolf, and even Cthulhu's battle scenes are tired of watching, and it is time for the dinosaur army to reload the certificate.

The villains are not good, the protagonists are not good, and almost everyone is in the sky-of course, after wearing high heels and T-Rex in the first episode and still not losing, I believe that in the dinosaur world, the human (protagonist) is per capita. Everyone should be used to it.

Of course, this movie is not without merit.

At least, it still looks very exciting - isn't the purpose of Popcorn Terminator's existence to convert popcorn into adrenaline?

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