New Year's Day

I was woken up by a phone call at seven in the morning. Forget where to put the new year's must-haves bought a week ago for new clothes, shoes and underwear. I searched and searched... I found a pair of red socks, but I couldn't find any red panties. Put on the green panties that I got last year, Levi's 505 from three years ago and old sneakers. What about the red plaid shirt and red coat? Can you stop playing? Where are you hiding, you are nowhere to be seen in the entire closet and storage box.

At nine o'clock, they and their relatives and friends went to the gates of various factions and shouted: Gong Xi Fa Cai. Lee is funny. A relative who I haven't seen for a long time and forgot what it is said that I am very nostalgic today. I responded, "Fuck you... fuck. You're laughing or giving gifts. I searched for a long time and found the new clothes of the popular fried chicken emperor. What's the nostalgia for? Fuck you!"

He said, "Do you know who I am?"

Me: "Who are you?"

Him: "Did you know you have a younger brother?"

Me: "Of course I do! How can I be called a man without him?"

He angrily walked away.

When they said it was time to go home for New Year's greetings. I wondered whose house I was going to pay New Year's greetings to? When I got back the man who said I was nostalgic, he asked who's house to visit next for New Year's greetings. He glared at the man he said I was his brother and said, "I never knew that you were mentally handicapped. I have such a sad bird who kisses the boss and is really his grandma."

Me: "What's your surname?"

Him: "I'm my parents' surname, and it's yours too. Fuck."

I:"......"

A line of nine men, women and children. I drive my Land Rover and someone drives his MPV. I don't even know who the bunch of men and women sitting behind me are.

At twelve o'clock noon, there was a call to ask where I was going? It sounded like my big sister. I suddenly looked at the woman in the passenger seat.

I asked, "Are you my sister?"

Woman: "I'm not your sister. Since 7 o'clock this morning, our family has no idea who you are? But on the auspicious day of the Chinese New Year, how can I ask a man who can automatically drive you to your door and can be a free driver to say who you are? ? So Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

I was stunned in front of the traffic light: "But I received a lot of red envelopes!"

Woman: "It's New Years. I know you're still a bachelor when you look like you. You don't even have a decent ring on your finger..."

After sending a carload of strange men and women to the destination they said was home. Pick up the phone and dial.

Me: "Are you really my sister?"

Sister: "Sister, why are you so drunk? Are you okay? We're all full. Are you coming back?"